Category Archives: JOKES OF THE DAY

Y-LEMZI – Low Key {Prod. @9plus_record}

After the successful release of his debut single; y-lemzi works with hit
producer (willy jay beats) on his new banging single “Low key”.
If you love the party you will love the track and we hear that the song has
a special dance routine which will be unveiled in yet to b released music
video.

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Kris D Jay – EBELEBE

Smooth lyrics Kris-D jay drops this new banger! With his cool voice and mad beat, Produced by the hitmaker himself Idahams

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RUntown Deal Video

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New Music: Xbreedz- Omalicha ft Bigman and Fearless

Celestine Onwughalu popularly known as X-breedz, an 042/Ph based artiste with popular hits like “friday night” and “ife ana alu ft buckwild da ikwerrian” which were monster hits,that earned him the profile ” ife ana alu” master. amongst other songs. He is currently signed with effect da vigor entertainment. He is back again with this parry breaker ” OMALICHA” ft Bigman and Fearless (042 murderers), well blended with pigeon and ibo, tight beat, wonderful melody…A must listen if you have got the waist to shake.
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SWEET DELILAH by @husband_materia

Sweet Delilah

i have vowed that this valentine i was going to get the best fun out of it, cut off old ties with the women in my life and really go for something spontaneous, i have carefully thought about the place one place that i wouldnt have to go and get stiff competition from other adventure seeking guys like me, i decided to go to the female lingerie shop and see if i pick up that one single girl out there ready for some fun.
i walked into the classy upscale boutique at victoria island, looking all cute, as i walked in, i carefully studied the environment, the heavy price tags, the few women that were in the shop and all busy scouting for that perfect lingerie for whoever gets the ticket to undress them, a fair chubby chic walked past me, the scent from the designer perfume she had on, almost drifted me away, i turned to stare at her, she has the most carved backside i have ever seen, adorned in her versace glasses and carrying a petit gucci bag, i walked up to her and said “excuse me please, can you help me pick a nice lingerie for ladies for me, a friend of mine is having her birthday today” i did say that a little loud so that others can hear me, she gave me the “am not intrested look” moved few steps away from me and called out for the sales girl to come attend to me, the sales girl walked up to me and i told her not to bother, i tried a few chics and my seemingly perfect plan and was dashed to the wall.
just as i picked up a cute red G-strings and a bra, let me give it to yemisi my beautiful nympho chic and see if i could earn myself a good sex later tonight, as i walked up to the counter to pay and jet out of this dooms dwelling place, the big buttocks chic was the one at the counter attending to customers, from the way she was marshalling out orders, it became clear she either owns the place or she is the manager, “you are really not here to shop for lingerie mr….” she stretched her hands and gave out a big grin and i replied “valentine” , raised eyebrow and smile “mr lover boy, i think i’ll give you more than that adventure you seek for” she said and we exchanged contact, fixed venue and time, 4pm protea hotel and suite, so she said.
walking into that hotel room, it was then i realise how naughty gina was, yes her name is Gina, she was strapping a dildo on,when she came to open the door, while a busty dark girl with a slim figure laid all sweaty on the bed, we drank a few more bottles of cognac, talking bout what we like in bed and what we don’t, just as i was beginning to have a hardon, Gina told me there is only 1 rule, no matter what, i should fuck the the other girl which was her girlfriend, i could touch, kiss and do other things but no sex, her friend unbuttoned my trouser and brought my huge cock which i know is a masterpiece, well rounded, fat and thick with its 7 inch measuring length, sucking on it like it was some lollipop, while Gina used the strapon dildo to fuck her friend from the back, grabbing her huge tits and fucking her harder than i could even hit, her friend kept letting out moans of pleasure, while i kissed gina and squeezed her nipples, she left her friends nipples and grabbed my head and gave me a deep kiss while her waist was going back and forth as she fucker friend, the pressure on my dick became so intensed when i watched gina put that huge dildo into the friends ass, she let out a lod groan of pain and sucked my dick like it was some punishment, when i was about to cum, i withdrew my dick out of her mouth, pushed gina on the bed, shifted the strapon and began to bang her, i could see her eyes pop out in pleasure, as i hit all corners of her pussy while her friend kept sucking gina’s nipples, sat on gina’s face as she sucked her, we kissed while i use both hands to play with the ladies clitoris, caressing gina that i was fucking with my right hand while the other hand was playing with her friends clitoris, she used her cunt to rub all over gina’s face, whinning her waist and grabbing her boobs, i could gina mounting pressure as i watched her legs shake, she did cum all over the strapon and bedsheet, she pushed me away gently and whispered “watch this”, gina dutifully spread her friends thighs wide apart, as she used her tongue to wet her fingers, she slowly began to finger fuck her friend, grabbing her friends tits, squeezing them so hard while she suck them at intervals, she began to fuck her so fast that her friends threw her legs further apart and held them with both hands as she closed her eyes and absorbed the pleasure, in quick minutes i could see her scream “oh Gina, keep fucking like that, am about to cuuuuuuummm!! ” she said and Gina licked every drop of her cum and told me to come join, i sucked her friends pussy, licking the clitoris, her cunt lips, making sure no drop of her cunt juice is remaining, that’s when she grabbed my dick, sucking it again and the once flaccid dick rised to the occassion in double force, she pushed me and climbed my dick and riding it like her life depends on it, using her pussy to pound my dick, i could hear her fart while she is screaming in ecstacy, gina walked into the room from the bathroom, furious that i broke the one rule she gave me, pushed me off her friend, threw my cloths at me and ordered me to leave right away! “as much as i have been sweet to you, i want you to know that i am SWEET DELILAH”

ff@husband_materia

Open Letter to Olu Maintain on the “enuff effizzi” video

seriously you got all of us fooled when the story of the most expensive video ever story popped up on the internet, the whole social media went crazy!, it was you that we music analyst were talking about whenever we sit in circles to discuss.
i was not only angry and pissed at you but also towards whoever your publicist is, take a pen and jot what am about to say after now, maybe it will teach you a thing or two, first of all the song is a total flop with no rhythm, you wanted to do something commercial but sincerely you failed in that part,the chorus wasn’t catchy, a song nobody can remember a line after watching and listening over 20 times, yes you were looking all fresh and clean on that video but still can’t figure out what’s expensive, is it the airplane that @donjazzy and @iamdbanj used way back in the mo’hit days for the “close to you” video? or the one that wizkid and the EME crew used in the “baddest Boy” video? Or the drinks which can be found on every regular “tushed” bar here in lagos (still confused).
Maybe its been long you watched nigerian music videos and you think flaunting white girls all over your video would make us go wild? check over 60 released videos since 2012 , you will see white girls frolicking on all the video.
its high time you guys take this music business serious and make it the showbiz that our counterparts in other countries have used to earn million and carve a market structure

i know the die hard nigerian fans who see nothing in this would be too quick to insult me or call me “bad belle” but the truth has to be told for future purposes

ff@husband_materia
(music analyst/PR)

Akpan Series (yawa for valentine) ff@husband_materia

now wey valentine don dey reach, ophilia don come dey greet me well well, if she pass my gate even if i no see her, she go knock for my window before she begin yan “my one and only akpan!, the only carabar man wey don tif my heart”. the thing dey sweet me pass 404 but i no go allow Ophilia do me wetin she do me last year.
i don arrange waka finish for my mind,even take risk, leave my duty post wey be say oga madam come now, she go begin speak big big english, na so me and ophilia dey waka dey go dat madam scholarstica bar for rumuola junction, if you see my dressing, you go know say akpan no dey dull, i knack one black shoes wey oga dash me and my long khaki trouser with my 50 cent polo, as we sidon to chop and flenjor, na im ophilia begin fall my hand, only ophilia chop two turkey, drink four bottle of stout and dey order for pepper soup!.
i put hand inside pocket make i see if i make mistake carry extra money cuz na N1500 i put for pocket as i dey come out! “darling akpan, dis one u no dey chop wen turkey full table?” na wetin Ophilia ask me, e dey me like make i tear her better thunder slap and run but me i dey fear madam scholarstica o, her pikin guy name hammer, hammer na head of agbero for this rumuola park and if i jonse she go call hammer for me, if you see hammer face no be person go tell you to pay madam scholarstica if you dey owe her.

i don tink sotey my mind run comot from where i dey, wen i turn look back my table, ophilia don tell hammer to come follow her flenjor , say e be like say kalo kalo wey i dey play don make me touch small money, i look left and right i no know anybody for the bar wey i fit borrow money from, the thing we dey my mind now na to run, i don dey calculate how i go run for here reach my gate but what if the plan no come work and hammer come catch me, na die be that o!, i begin bone dey follow dem dey chop, next thing i begin cough like person wey pepper enter him throat o, na so i dey shout “water! water!”, before dem go rush bring water i don fall for ground yakata, na so i dey hear “pour am water” , while some dey shout “make we carry go hospital” , one time hammer don put me ontop of him shoulder, pick race like person wey ghost dey pursue, as him reach hospital drop me, i open eye small and tell nurse “abeg gimme water and help me find okada wey go carry me reach house make i rest” na so hammer dey look me but him no fit talk, as nurse call okada for me and i enter, joy full my mind sotey i begin laff, na so hammer come understand say na sharp guy i wan do, but okada man don move already, as i reach my gate, i rush enter my house and lock gate, na from my small security window i take bring out my hand and give hammer the complete money for wetin we chop.

now valentine don reach again, ophilia don begin dey call me sweet sweet names, my people wetin una want make i do?

ff@husband_materia
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